ABCDE— well of course you all know the alphabet well should do at least! But any way the Alphabet, the set of letters used in the written language. They are the letters that create words by being spelt, in a very confusing and concerning manner. Its done in such a confusing way that a lot of people find it hard to understand and learn. I hope you are as concerned about spelling as I am because it’s a very concerning thing to be concerned about! If you aren’t concerned by the time I finish talking you have a problem because I will go on for hours till you do, because as I say it a very concerning thing spelling.
For example, I was awake the other night and couldn’t get back to sleep and I suddenly began trying to workout why I am so hopeless at spelling, no matter how hard I try to get better I suck. After pondering at the thought for a long half hour the answer came to me, I am good at English so it’s definitely nothing to do with my English, but I think that it’s because of whoever came up with the rules of the words and the alphabet. As I said it’s a very concerning subject to be concerned about especially if I was up at night thinking about it!
Why is it such a concerning thing? Because if you think of the words, say stationary, fare, beer, hair, ear, deer, there, etc. the list just goes on! Those are Homonyms, definition? Word of same form as another but different meaning. Confusing? These confuse a lot of people, me probably most of all! Those words can all be spelt at least two ways if not more, for some there is even four variations! No matter how you spell those words they all sound the same! So why do we spell them differently? Okay so they may all mean completely different things but I’m sure that if you read the whole sentence in which they are placed, or paragraph, which you should know what you are reading about! Anyone should be able to workout what the writer was writing about. So there it is, why make it so confusing? I’m twelve years old and I struggle still with spelling!
Silent letters another annoying topic. What’s the point in have silent letters if there not acknowledged? What about psycho? It is spelt, P-S-Y-C-H-O which to me I don’t know about any of you but to me it seems like you would say it as, p sy c ho pyscho not syco it shouldn’t be there if it isn’t acknowledged! To me spelling is psycho! For example, anchor silent h, know, silent k and w, etc. to be honest I feel very sorry for the letters that aren’t heard! I am, and I’m sure that the unacknowledged letters are very concerned about the rules of spelling!
They make all these long words when the letter is the sound of the whole word! Doesn’t this just make life hard? Txt language people may say is hard to understand but I think that if they didn’t create such long words like are which can just be spelt as an r same with you and be, truly the words I and A are the only sane ones! Back to the point though is that we wouldn’t have so much txt language if there were shorter words, like say the P-H = the sound f makes so why don’t we spell it with an f if it makes the exact same sound? As in, say phone P-H-O-N-E why don’t we spell that with an f instead of p-h like this? F-o-n-e? And so if we used the easy txt language, as our formal language life would be easier!
I’ll start finish to now, as I don’t think you want me to carry on for an hour on this concerning spelling language, though I could, with this Question: If life is so difficult why don’t we make it easier if we can? So I leave you to ponder over my concern of spelling, and how we could make life that much easier for us all by changing the rules of spelling, but lets face it as if that will ever happen! So now I will finish my concerning concern about spelling with this poem,
A CHELLE
A CHELLE
A CHELLE
IS AFTA ME
AND THAT IS Y
I FLEE
I FLEE,
THIS CHELLE
THIS CHELLE
APPEARS 2 B
ON A VERY BIG CONCERNING SPELLING QUERY!
By Rochelle White